otomuragakuya:

a sentence
will always look
like poetry

if you
hit enter
a lot

deadwad:

a bee that’s allergic to honey and breaks out in hives

geothebio:

when you eat pizza and all the cheese comes off in one bite

all1sees:

They’re BLUE.

but mashed, they’re PURPLE??

AND WHEN SKINNED, WE SEE THE INSIDES ARE GREEN?????

WHAT THE EVERLIVING FUCK, BLUEBERRIES?!

darrynek:

but can bob the builder fix his crumbling marriage

catcherintheryes:

fezzingly:

I feel like a rare breed of human female who does not feel attracted to Channing Tatum at all

he looks like a thumb

lnnea:

Play with my hair instead of my feelings thank u

allmymetaphors:

if you think that i won’t listen to the same song 400 times in a row you are dead wrong