SYSTEM ALERT: The metaphor is in his hand
Wait wait wait. His girlfriend needs assistance breathing and he smokes next to her? Hahahahahahaha what the fuck is this
With the right music, you either forget everything or you remember everything.
drunk me is the me i really want to be. confident, hilarious and, most importantly, drunk.
You were born with the ability to change someone’s life, don’t waste it.
They told me to pour my heart into everything I do. So that’s what I did, I poured and poured and poured. Now they ask me why I’m so empty.