googlehomie:

I’m laughing so hard this girl put gum on her teeth to make them look white

alegbra:

valerieparker:

writers-bloc:

Never drop a book in the bath again! An 8 year old’s invention. 

that eight year old is the chosen one

are we gonna ignore the fact that the book is completely soaked in water

jakemalik:

jakemalik:

what if every time you sneezed you had an orgasm

kushdrinker:

send me pics of you doing naughty things like eating a cookie before dinner ;)

eroticlouis:

remember that thing nickelodeon did where you had to go outside for an hour and play like no i’ll just switch to disney nbd

chandelure:

Why talk about friend zones when you can talk about Frozone

kanyewesticle:

do you think reese witherspoon calls her children reese’s pieces cause i hope she does

xdarklydreamingx:

I wanna be where the people are